We here at the Pasquinade are vanity-driven egomaniacs. Needless-to-say, we love to hear from our readers.

If you would like to submit a letter to the editor, comment on something you have seen in the Pasquinade or engage in a bit of hero worship, please fill out the form below. Place the headline [name] of the article [dreamboat] you are responding to in the subject heading. Please, include your full name and e-mail address.

Letters may be edited for clarity and grammar. If you are writing to complain, whine or point out mistakes, letters may also be printed out and pasted on the office refrigerator for all to mock. So, watch yourself, buddy.